No More Goofy Hats!

It's Unamious, the silly Reindeer hat has to go.No self-respecting distinguished cat such as myself should be caught dead in such an undignified hat with red antlers protruding from it. No more will I wear idioitic hats, no more will I let my mom take ridiculus photos of me and post them for the world to see. No more will I let them make me a laughing stock of the CB. I should have a say  of what I wear and what is posted on the blog. After all it is my blog is it not? I am not against hats, just preposterous, dopy ones that make me want to hang my head in shame. I am not opposed to a hat that makes me look refined, dignified, and one that brings out my mancatness. Of course the hat color must bring out the blue in my spots, and tail. So, the search is on for a dignified and regal chapeau for me to wear. I have sent my parents on a search to find me a fitting hat to wear.  If  any you have any ideas or  suggestions for such a noble hat please let me know.