My name is Harry Spotter and I am a Sphynx, which means I don't have any fur. I am just bald and naked and proud as can be. When I was home for just a few months mom and dad found out I had a heart murmur during a check-up. My first momma was upset that it turned out I had a heart problem, so she offered to take me back but my new momma said -No! They could never give me up, she even offered to give momma a new kitty and keep me too. But, momma said no, not at this time. So, I went to a heart specialst the vet reccommended. He prescribed a human beta-blocker every morning. I am 4 years old now and feeling fine-cold sometimes but fine.
I had a sister Lady Harley that passed away at age 14. She was like a momma to me. I miss her. My life was very lonely without her so mum and dad got me a new sister named Fiona. What a pest! You will have to read my blog to find out why.
By the way you may notice I sometimes speak in British slang on my posts. Love speaking in slang, so much fun. I also have an affinity for all things British. I love my Bowler, Brolly and Butty sandwiches. Cheerio!
It's been a long week for me. Actually, Wednesday was not a good day for me. It was the first time since I came to my new home that I really did something naughty. I didn't mean to cause such a catastrophie but I did. I bet you are wondering what I did.. hang on I will tell you. You need to know that I am not a good jumper, I can't jump very high yet. I don't know why I just can't, doesn't mean I don't try-I do. That's where the catastrophie happened.
Dad made his famous chili mac for him and mom. He worked hard making sure everything was perfect and that mom could sit and relax after work. Dad called mom to the table to eat, I got all excited and decided to try and jump onto the table. I jumped and made it to the top of the table..well the edge of it anyway. I put one paw on the table and one paw on the rim of the mom's plate. The plate of chili mac went flying and landed upside down on the kitchen floor, mom and dad's jackets that they had hung over the back of the chairs, Spot's mancave, and the mail on th table. To make things worse I got so scared that I jumped off the table knocking over the cup of water . The water flew in all directions including the window, the wall, the mail and the floor.
I didn't know what to do, I am still kind of new and I didn't know what mom and dad would do to me, would they yell and me, hit me, throw me outside? I was so scared that I ran up stairs and hid shaking the whole time. Mom came upstairs to find me but I was a good hider, I sat very still so no one could even hear me breathe. After the mess downstairs was cleaned up, dad came up to find me. He found me shaking and scared. He picked me up, hugged me and kissed me and told me it was ok. Then he cleaned me up since I had chili mac on my legs, body, head.. Mom kissed me too and said it was ok. I was so relieved . Now I know that mom and dad love me even when I make mistakes. I am a very lucky and blessed kitty to have my mom and dad. Spot, I am not so sure about.
Spot has been such a nusiance this week with his mustache poll. Which look will win, Charlie Chaplin, the handle bar, or no mustache? He loves his bowler and Charlie Chaplin mustache. He looks like he has a black bug on his lip or something. He thinks he is all that and more. So, I have kept him on the run this week. Two can play the chase game. I came from the hood you know. When your one of many kitties you have to stick up for yourself and let them know your there. Let's just say that Spot knows I am here- here to stay.
That's my round up for this week. I plan to spend all weekend napping and chasing Spot. Have a great weekend everyone.